Funny Things

Three funny things Luke said recently:
1. It's 6 am; Luke is in our bed and says "hi Mommy." So I start talking to him then he looks at me and says "ssshhhh, Mommy. You're gonna wake up the sun and Anna B."

2. Luke was playing with his trains and a few train tracks on the table in a restaurant when Keith's fork falls on one of the tracks. Luke shouts "Daddy, get the fork out of the way." The way he said fork, was sort of with a New York accent so it sounded more like fuck. One waitress was cleaning a table nearby and just looked at us and started laughing! So did we.

3. Keith bought Luke a placemat with the names and faces of all of the US Presidents and I guess they've been reviewing it a little. He just said "Luke, who was the first President of the United States?" And Luke said "Curious George."